The last four years of my life have been leading up to meaningful revelation: Machines speak to me. More importantly though, they listen when I speak back. I'm a problem solver by trade; when things break, I find a way to make them work again. I've been designing websites for the better part of a decade and writing scripts for just as long.
Networking computers is a specialty, but not nearly as special as my networking of people. During my undergraduate days, another school's logo appeared on a can of soda I bought from a machine, and after 1 phone call and 4 hours every machine was completely restocked.
As a self-taught cook, I have determined that everything is better with bacon, jalapenos, and lime. If you thought I was confident before, you should see me in the kitchen, because my souffles never fall. I only serve good beer to good women, and I've never had to go on a last minute beer run.
